White Chocolate M&M Brownies

Posted 11/14/2022 By:

Austin Lemieux

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White Chocolate Chips
16 OZ
Unsalted Butter
3 sticks
3 1/2 Cups
Granulated Sugar
2 1/2 Cups
8 - 4 whole, 4 yolks
Mini M&Ms
10 OZ
1 1/2 TSP
Vanilla Extract


Want to lose your teeth? Try these, fucking delicious. Not too hard to make, but a chocolate lovers dream. The only way I bet you could get more chocolate is by working at a fudge packing factory. You'll notice this recipe has amounts for the ingredients, you should probably follow them you fucking twit. Don't fuck with science.


First things first, heat your oven to 325 like you heat up your girl, then grease your 13x9 pan like a backyard mechanic.
Dump the butter and chocolate into a pan over medium low heat, you want to melt it slowly like you're gonna dip a dick in it. Once it's melted and a nice smooth consistency like my balls go ahead and set it aside.
Whip up your eggs, yolks, sugar and vanilla in a bowl, and make sure it's whipped like a red headed step child.
Go ahead and dump the white chocolate butter mixture into the bowl with the wet ingredients, again whip until it says it'll listen to you.
Add the flour and salt, finish whipping that bitch like a slave who ran away. Go ahead and add your mini m&ms, mix them in and put into your greasy pan.
Bake until a toothpick/knife inserted comes out clean. You want a nice golden texture, if you see black you did it too long and you should probably never cook again you fucking plebian. Too little, same story.