White Chocolate M&M Brownies
Posted 11/14/2022 By:
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Ingredients:
16 OZ
3 sticks
3 1/2 Cups
2 1/2 Cups
8 - 4 whole, 4 yolks
10 OZ
1 1/2 TSP
2 TBSP
Description:
Want to lose your teeth? Try these, fucking delicious. Not too hard to make, but a chocolate lovers dream. The only way I bet you could get more chocolate is by working at a fudge packing factory. You'll notice this recipe has amounts for the ingredients, you should probably follow them you fucking twit. Don't fuck with science.
Steps:
1
First things first, heat your oven to 325 like you heat up your girl, then grease your 13x9 pan like a backyard mechanic.
2
Dump the butter and chocolate into a pan over medium low heat, you want to melt it slowly like you're gonna dip a dick in it. Once it's melted and a nice smooth consistency like my balls go ahead and set it aside.
3
Whip up your eggs, yolks, sugar and vanilla in a bowl, and make sure it's whipped like a red headed step child.
4
Go ahead and dump the white chocolate butter mixture into the bowl with the wet ingredients, again whip until it says it'll listen to you.
5
Add the flour and salt, finish whipping that bitch like a slave who ran away. Go ahead and add your mini m&ms, mix them in and put into your greasy pan.
6
Bake until a toothpick/knife inserted comes out clean. You want a nice golden texture, if you see black you did it too long and you should probably never cook again you fucking plebian. Too little, same story.