Italian Sub

Posted 11/16/2022 By:

Austin Lemieux

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Italian Bread
Provolone Cheese
Black Forest Ham
Romaine Lettuce
Italian Salad Dressing
Garlic Powder
Dried Dill


Want the meal of a man for lunch? Then try out this sandwich, easy enough your wife who can't cook can make it for you, big enough it'll be like you're gagging on a dick, sounds like a win for the shitty events that have led to your joke of a life.


First up cut your italian loaf in half. Should be easy, don't fuck it up like everything else you do. Once it's cut it half spread it with the italian dressing like you're used to taking it in a bukkake. Top with the romaine leaves, and then slice the tomato and put it on next. From there, layer your meats evenly like you're having an orgy. Top with the provolone. Take a break and go to step two cause this shit is complicated.
Great, if you're here, there might be hope for you. Melt some butter (unless you softened it cause you planned ahead like the nerd you are) and then mix in garlic powder and dill to taste. You're looking for tangy, like eating a pussy that hasn't been washed in a week. Go ahead and spread that over the other half of the italian loaf, top off your sandwich like a gas station hooker would and congratulate yourself on the fact you're not worthless enough to be incapable of making a fucking sandwich.